All Scientists are Sceptics ~Professor Bob Carter

Whenever someone asserts that a scientific question is “settled,” they tell me immediately that they don’t understand the first thing about science. Science is never settled. Dr David Deming

Perhaps the most frustrating aspect of the science of climate change is the lack of any real substance in attempts to justify the hypothesis ~Professor Stewart Franks

A lie told often enough becomes the truth.
-- Vladimir Ilyich Lenin - See more at: http://thepeoplescube.com/lenin/lenin-s-own-20-monster-quotes-t185.html#sthash.aTrSI3tG.dpuf
A lie told often enough becomes the truth.
-- Vladimir Ilyich Lenin - See more at: http://thepeoplescube.com/lenin/lenin-s-own-20-monster-quotes-t185.html#sthash.aTrSI3tG.dpuf
A lie told often enough becomes the truth.
-- Vladimir Ilyich Lenin - See more at: http://thepeoplescube.com/lenin/lenin-s-own-20-monster-quotes-t185.html#sthash.aTrSI3tG.dpuf

Monday, 29 February 2016

February 29th Special Humour.

by Kathryn Drake
with a little help from W. S. Gilbert




I am the very model of a modern climatologist

I’m partly statistician, partly paleo-phrenologist

I’ve temperature readings from thermometers coniferous

My data are the same (or not, well, maybe) as Keith Briffa has

I bought them from a bloke who brought them hotfoot from Siberia

And mixed them with some algae from the mud in Lake Superior.

When counting different isotopes I’m really in my element

And sucking up to journalists from Guardian Environment

I know what makes the tree rings from Siberia to the Rockies tick

And I can make spaghetti and transform it to a hockeystick.

My data’s got dark matter that would shatter a cosmologist

I am the very model of a modern climatologist



Enjoy and thank you.    Kathryn Drake, Papillion, NE 68046 



H/t Tom Sheahen

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