Wednesday, 24 June 2015

Global warming causing hot dogs to slip out of buns


For a long time there has been a list of "Things Caused by Global Warming." (link)
The lists keeps growing and, as the December Paris UNFCCC Cop21 approaches, you can be sure of the Shrill adding a few more doozies to supplement the list.

Some crazy additions have been 
  • early marriage: "CLIMATE change has been blamed for increasing social problems such as early marriages, a report has stated."
  • Cataractspeople around the world are in greater danger of losing their vision because of climate change.
  • Old Women become ProstitutesThe effects of climate change have driven women in communities in coastal areas in poor countries like the Philippines into dangerous work, and sometimes even the flesh trade, a United Nations official said.
  • Taller Mountains: The European Alps have been growing - the rate of uplift has accelerated in recent decades because global warming has sped up
  • End Olympic GamesTokyo governor Shintaro Ishihara warned  the 2016 Olympics could be the last Games, with global warming an immediate threat to mankind.
  • Ice Sheet GrowthGlobal Warming May Trigger Ice Sheet Growth
  • Ice Sheet shrinkageScientists have worried that the Antarctic ice sheet was shrinking
  • Sex ChangeCould a sex change, caused by rising temperatures, cause the end of the prehistoric Tuatara?
Much more of this foolishness at Number Watch.

The latest idiocy from the Shrill is Bread will be smaller in future.  Really?  Surely, if the baker uses lust a little more dough the loaf won' t get smaller. 


But wait! What causes bread to rise?   Why it's our old friend, vital-to-life carbon dioxide (CO2).

From Bake Info
The Carbon dioxide produced by these reactions causes the dough to rise 
See this 2 minute youTube: Then read below



American Thinker has a great piece - Global warming causing hot dogs to slip out of buns
We know that global warming is a big threat.  Oh, it may help us with our mummy problem, and be a boon for great tits, but it causes more problems than it solves – shrinking horses, causing seals to be oversexed, causing poison ivy to become even itchier, making trees less colorful,  making trees more colorful, making reptiles walk uphill, destroying opium in Afghanistan, and even increasing cannibalism to unacceptable levels, with that last prediction courtesy of former CNN founder and exotic diner Ted Turner.
And now it turns out that global warming is causing a new problem: it is shrinking the size of our buns 
The implications for this are manifold.  With smaller bread, buns will be smaller, and hot dogs will slip out of buns.  Salsa dripping from smaller tacos and burritos will create slip and fall hazards, and predictably, areas with undocumented migrants will be hardest hit.  And what are we going to do when sandwiches become more wich than sand?

Read more: http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2015/06/global_warming_causing_hot_dogs_to_slip_out_of_buns.html#ixzz3dwioeFYe

Green Climate Fraud



Douglas Casey, a classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University, has been quoted as saying:
Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. (link)
The supposed aim of the shrill in pushing the catastrophic climate change (CAGW) hoax is to transfer money from rich countries to poor countries via the Green Climate Fund:
The Fund will contribute to the achievement of the ultimate objective of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change (UNFCCC). In the context of sustainable development, the Fund will promote the paradigm shift towards low-emission and climate-resilient development pathways by providing support to developing countries to limit or reduce their greenhouse gas emissions and to adapt to the impacts of climate change, taking into account the needs of those developing countries particularly vulnerable to the adverse effects of climate change. The Fund will be guided by the principles and provisions of the Convention.
Many countries have indicated that they are on board with the fraud:

  •  President Obama announced on Saturday that the United States will contribute $3 billion to a new international fund intended to help the world’s poorest countries address the effects of climate change. (link)
  • The (Australian) Federal Government has announced it will contribute $200 million to an international fund designed to help developing nations tackle climate change. Foreign Minister Julie Bishop announced the funding at the United Nations Climate Change Conference in Lima, Peru. (link) (Source)

The recent Bonn climate talks, however, were a failure: (link)
The latest round of UN climate talks have made slow progress on refining a negotiating text for the Paris summit in December, the focal point for efforts to agree curbs on greenhouse gas emissions in developed and developing countries. 
Despite two weeks of talks at an interim meeting in the German city of Bonn, most of the contradictory proposals that littered the previous 90-page document remain, meaning that the next few rounds of talks in August and October will have to shoulder the burden of distilling a negotiating text by December.
 And what of the evil carbon (dioxide). Make no mistake they mean carbon dioxide even though they use the deceptive - carbon. To do this is the same as calling water (H2O)  - oxygen. Anyone for a glass of oxygen?

Climate4You

There is no evidence that CO2 is causing runaway global warming. There is no correlation between global temperature and atmospheric CO2. In fact, atmospheric CO2 keeps rising yet there has been no warming of the atmosphere for ~20 years.