Al Gore sings Al Jolson


Al Gore Sings Jolson:


I’ve been hoaxing you a long time
I never thought so fooled you’d be,
Yet I made you feel the warming was real
Billionaire I wanna be.

The tills are ringing now,  it’s boom time
Send all your money to me
I made you feel, the warming was real
Billionaire I wanna be.

Chorus

Money - - how I love ya, how I love ya 
My wads of money.
I’ll scare the world to be among the rich with I-P-C-C-Even
Though my money’s growing for me
Plateauing heat goes down so now let me
Tell folks that heat will increase more and more
As I spruik about that carbon war.

Jolson sings Swanee


I've been away from you along time
I never thought I'd miss 'ya so
Somehow I feel, your love is real
Near you I wanna be.

The Birds are singing it is songtime
The banjos strumming soft and low
I know that you yearn for me to 

swanee you're calling me

Chorus


Swanee - how I love ya, how I love ya 
My dear old swanee. 
I'd give the world to be among the folks in D-I-X-I-E-ven though my mammy's waiting for me,
praying for me down by the swannee. 
The folks up north will see me no more
when I get to that swnee shore.

¶ Spruik (ˈspruːɪk) vb  (intrAustral to speak in public (used esp of a showman or salesman)



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