NO CARBON TAX Climate Sceptics Party.
Whereas the Headmaster of St. Mary McKillop’s School, Wagga Wagga, has invited me to debate the motion that Global Warming is a Global Crisis against a champion of the True-Believers;
And forasmuch as I have accepted and will visit the School on 19 March 2013 at 1.30 pm to demonstrate that global warming is indeed no global crisis;
Now therefore I challenge the nine Federal Senators of the Traffic-Light Tendency (the Greens too Yellow to admit they’re Reds) to elect one of them defend the New Religion against my contention that it is pietistic, illogical and exaggerated;
Know also that, if my challenge is not taken up, I shall arrange for a White Feather to be delivered to each of the nine custard-faced cowards in Canberra.
In witness whereof I have set hereto my Hand this Third Day of March in the Year of our Lord Two Thousand and Thirteen.